Two normal twenty something year old dudes, stoned, and just exposed to The Woman House project from the 1970’s.

Dude 1: This doesn’t effect me in any way. I felt offended. Those women were really mean, I’ve never been that mean to a girl. They were like whoa! Look at my vagina! It’s very one sided

Dude 2: It was mean. Huh? I could see guys now days that would react like that though. But what the fuck were those guys doing there in the first place!? That’s the real mystery.

Dude 1: HaHa They went to get food and got fucking lost and ended up in there.

Dude 2: Someone fucking tricked them! Yo, if the woman house was full of boobs and shit then would the Man House be filled with dicks?! Ewwww.

Dude 1: Wait, why is it that women get to be naked but we have to hide our shit and be ashamed to show our bodies?

Dude 2: Yea! And we can’t wear short shorts!

Dude 1: psssshhhhhhhhhh! Well fuck that shit! We can all wear short shorts!

Dude 2: We should wear toolbelts as well, with guns and condoms, lots of condoms!

Dude 1: No, no condoms.

Dude 2: Yeah your right.

They pause for thought.

Dude 2: Typewriters?

Both begin hysterically laughing

Dude 1: Powertools. But really I can’t get over that there would be dicks everywhere.

Dude 2: Like a doorbell dick!

Dude 1: And huge televisions with dicks all over them and then they would be playing videos of sports and dicks.

Dude 2: And the living room would have a statue of Thor smashing a woman and a small child with his mighty hammer dick.

They laugh hysterically again.

They pause.

Dude 2: I’m gonna draw that.

I ask them how they felt about the staircase bride piece.

Dude 2: Total let down. Build up, up, up and then pffffhhhh nothing. (starts making rocket ship noises)

Dude 1: I don’t think I know what it’s saying. It’s too conceptual, did she fall down the stairs? No? Then I don’t know! You need to help me out here!!!

I explain it’s meaning

Dude 1: Yep super fucking radical.

(Dude 2 still making rocket ship noises and looks up smiles and lifts up his Thor’s mighty dick hammer picture to show me his progress)

Dude 1: Wait so what did that shit with the wedding dress mean!?

Seriously?

Dude 1: I wonder how feminists will react to our Man house.

Dude 2: They would flip their shit!

Dude 1: If they got pissed I would be like lifes hard and it’s not just because your a woman.

Hysterical laughing.

Dude 2: All manly ideas are good.

Dude 1: Like what you just said, that was very good.

Dude 2: Can you draw upside down? (he scribbles) Well can you? Haha What if Thor….haha wait! Thor gets electricity from rubbing his pubes together!

Dude 1: What’s good enough for Thor is good enough for men.